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Iese leul dimineata nervos din casa si da prima data cu ochii de vulpe


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Cica iese leul dimineata nervos din casa si da prima data cu ochii de vulpe:
– Auzi tu, cine e regele animalelor ?
– Tu, tu, tu esti, Maria ta ! zice vulpea tremurand de frica.
Mai merge si da peste lup:
– Ia zi, ma fraiere, cine e regele animalelor, ca-ti mananc ficatii acu’.
– Maria ta ! zice lupul galben de frica.
Mai merge el… Intr-o poiana elefantul manca linistit niste iarba:
– Ia zi ma, umflatule, cine e regele animalelor, ca-ti scot inima acu’.
Elefantul il prinde cu trompa dupa cap, il izbeste de vreo 3 copaci si-l lasa lat in mijlocul drumului, pascand in continuare netulburat.
Leul sta incostient vreo juma’ de ora, se ridica anevoie de jos si pleaca schiopatand si mormaind:
– Ei, nu trebuie sa reactionezi asa, daca nu stii, nu stii si gata !


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